*joke. * A journalist and a Doctor

A Journalist to a

Doctor of a mental hospital & the following

conversation ensued :

JOURNALIST : How do you determine to admit

a patient or not ?

DOCTOR : Well, we first fill a bathtub with

water till the top. We then give a teaspoon, a

glass cup and a bucket to the patient and ask

him/her to empty the bathtub.

JOURNALIST : Obviously a normal person

would use the BUCKET because it's bigger.

DOCTOR : No, you're stupid! A normal person

would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this

idiot in Ward 7!!